Two (un)romantic poems
The following are entries to a contest by The Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem…except that the last line had to be as un-romantic as the first line was...
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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much Pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical...
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Yet another e-mail forward: I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to...
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Started by: Lori Dyer When you hear music and you start marking time. When you walk behind someone and you’re in step with them. When you try to guess the tempo of your favorite song. When all your...
View ArticleTwo (un)romantic poems
The following are entries to a contest by The  Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem…except that the last line had to be as un-romantic as the first lineÂ...
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1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it. 2. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can. Just stay home the two days of the year it snows....
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